BuzzFeed says that what you eat for breakfast gives your age away. They even have a test you can take here.
Your Breakfast Choices Will Reveal Your Exact Age https://t.co/k7IrQ0e9qf
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) October 12, 2016
I took the Buzzfeed test and my choices reveal that I’m 24 years old.
Even though Ovaltine and Raisin Bran weren’t on the menu, I found this result very surprising for someone who is over the hill. The test told me that I like convenience. If eating a convenient breakfast is actually making me younger, maybe I should head over to a fast food place. McDonald says it’s serving breakfast all day. So if I eat a savory sausage, egg and cheese McGriddles at midnight while watching The Late Show, I may be able to hold off on the cold cream.
If that doesn’t do the trick, tossing out the OJ and having a Ponce de Leon cocktail may help me find the Fountain of Youth.